With the help of GPT, to help return a smile
🧩 “When Clay Goes Away”
By a Frustrated Automator
I sat down with coffee, ambition in tow,
“Today I’ll build workflows that brilliantly flow!”
But alas, when I clicked, to my utter dismay—
A 500 appeared: “Sorry, Clay’s gone away.”
No variables fetched, no buttons to press,
No webhook to trigger this email success.
My prospects are waiting, my leads growing cold—
But Clay’s in the corner, just spinning and bold.
I refreshed, I rebooted, I whispered a prayer,
I even yelled “retry!” into thin air.
But still, all I saw was the loading delay,
As if Clay had gone out for a three-hour lay.
“Perhaps it’s a feature!” I told myself twice,
“Like a forced meditation… isn’t that nice?”
But deep in my soul, I knew I’d been played—
By JavaScript errors and workflows delayed.
So here’s to you, Clay — you beautiful beast,
Come back online, at the very least.
For while I do love you, let’s make this clear,
Downtime at launch time? That’s how I lose cheer!
